Weeds have superpowers. Like Marvel super villains, weeds are tenacious and difficult to control, and they don’t realize they are evil. In their viewpoint, they are simply trying to survive and replicate, and oh yeah, dominate the world.
And they do so in plenty of ways.
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Last year I shared about some of these problem plants and others in my post, six garden problems.
How do I know weeds have superpowers?
Because I’m an experienced gardener, and we all know weeds have superpowers.
This morning, I brainstormed with Carol Michel, my friend and my co-host on the Gardenangelists’ podcast. I explained I was writing a post about how weeds have superpowers, and she was all in.
What are weeds’ superpowers?
Let me tell you.
- Some weeds are prolific super seeders. They create a multitude of seeds and spread them far and wide in various ways. Some shoot them out like bullets, while others hitchhike like ticks on our clothing or on animal fur.
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- Some weeds have superpower root systems, i.e., rhizomatous stems that make us want to lose our minds. I’m talking to you Bermuda grass. If you’d like to learn more about Bermuda grass, I’ve done two separate Instagram reels on it. This one was at my son’s house, and this one was in my garden.
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- Some pretend to be their neighbors, like comic book villains pretending to be good, or wearing masks to conceal their true identities. Can you tell I’ve always been a comic book fan? Many grassy weeds, like crabgrass, hide in plain sight right next to the ornamental grasses in your garden, and you only realize they’re a problem when it’s nearly too late.
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- Some weeds can let go of pieces of themselves to protect the whole. You’ll never get rid of them, no matter how hard you try. I’ve had an oxalis in my blue euphorbia for a year. I’ve repotted it twice, checking carefully for oxalis roots and stems. I even replaced all the soil and washed off its roots. It doesn’t matter. The purple oxalis simply grows back. I must use tweezers to pull out more of it.
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- Some weeds’ superpower is wind pollination. This is very efficient in Oklahoma and much easier than depending on butterflies, bees and hover flies for pollination. Ambrosia artemisiifolia, common ragweed, is a perfect example.
- Some weeds have more than one superpower. Mulberry weed, for example, has several superpowers it uses to dominate the garden. As it grows, it breaks off in the middle to stop you from pulling it out of the ground. It is a prolific seeder, and it sprouts those seeds in abundance. It also sets seed early. It is my most difficult weed, and it hitchhiked into my garden on another plant years ago.
Here are some strategies to weaken weeds’ superpowers.
You’re the superhero of your garden, and you also have superpowers you can rely on.
With time and experience, you’ll learn the secrets of your garden weeds and how to subdue and remove some of them.
However, weeds are like house dust. You won’t ever get them all.
- Learn to identify your weeds in your garden. I’ve provided photos of some of my weeds in this post. Take photos with your iPhone and then use the plant identifier at the bottom. It usually works with common weeds. Or, upload your photo to Google images and do a search. Sometimes, that works even better.
- Get close to the ground and try to remove the roots of your weeds. Don’t be content with just snapping weeds off at ground level.
- Pull weeds when they are small. They are easier to eradicate then.
- Know that you will have to live with some weeds in your garden, and that’s OK. You will never rid your garden completely of Bermuda grass, nutsedge, or crabgrass. You’re just trying to stay ahead of them so they don’t take over. Barriers like sidewalks and raised beds help, but they won’t eradicate the two grasses.
- If you must use a weed killer, read the label carefully and follow the instructions. If you’re planning on mixing your own, do your research. Adding some natural killing agents like salt can hurt your garden in the long run. Here’s an excellent resource for information on weed killers, both natural and not.
- When in doubt, remember that your garden is still fruitful and floriferous, and butterflies are more attracted to messy gardens, anyway. You will have beautiful butterfly watching in your garden if you follow a few simple steps.
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Note: having a weed free garden isn’t one of them.
Finally, don’t get discouraged. Garden on my friends. The garden is beautiful even if it has weeds, and weeds have superpowers. Keep plugging away, and you’ll be rewarded with a beautiful fall.
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Thank you for the fascinating insights on the superpowers of weeds! It’s amazing how these often-overlooked plants can contribute to our gardens. Thanks for sharing this enlightening post!
Hi, you are so welcome. I appreciate you commenting. ~~Dee
Great article. I’ve been battling weeds my whole 65 years of garden life. Bare soil is a welcome mat for weeds.
Yes, indeedy! Cover up that soil. 🙂 ~~Dee
Excellent article; excellent and seasoned advice!! Years ago we moved from LeFlore county to Cherokee County, (job relocation) and were fortunate enough when the Universe smiled upon us and we bought an overgrazed horse farm. At first, we were amazed and delighted at how quickly our newly planted treasures grew, due to the “fertilized” grounds! At first…… Then came season/year two, and three….. Turns out this place was/is a double edged sword. While we were amazed at how our newly planted trees and shrubs, installed into the cleared pastures, SHOT towards the Heavens and maturity, we were equally amazed at how prolifically and even faster the weeds did likely, once the grazers were pulled and relocated with their owner to Tennessee. Like many, I have other virtual gardening friends in other zip codes. I once posted a pretty picture of some shrub/perennial combo I had created. My dear friend who resides in British Columbia replied with horror and a dire warning about the “supernatural powers” of the bright buttercups, (Ranunculus acris) which were doing a splendid job of photo-bombing the post! I replied to her kind and scarred spirit, that yes, i was aware of the sheer numbers possible from them….many pastures and cleared plots on both sides of the Ark-lahoma Ozark border are carpeted with their cheery colour. (Not nearly so in the drier Ouachita’s of SE Oklahoma.) But, that she need not fret…. for in the grander picture of our place, they do not even rate into the top five of the noxious, invasive, immortal devil spirits that we have to battle, year-round. As therapy for my genuinely tortured green soul, I have labeled them, and my fights as “Job Security!!”
Hi Jesse, I’ve used horse manure in my garden, and while it is fabulous stuff, the weeds in it are numerous. Hang in there. Weeding is forever especially in those years when we get rain. Hugs!~~Dee
That Oxalis is tenacious!!