In spring, I rip you out of the ground,
but your roots, they hide like Paris sewage rats
only to emerge
when the earth is hard for pulling.
You resemble a boyfriend I once had,
handsome in his big dance finery
tentacled roots later on that long night.
Like him, you bloom for a time
Autumn’s lilac luster.
Charmed, I let you stay another day.
Oh you are a finnicky lot!
Ripping out the likes of Stella and this nice plant.
Wish it stayed around in my garden.
I like the Eiffel tower/Paris connection.
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Mr. McGregor's Daughter
Yes, it’s the plant with the most misleading common name. I gather that it’s called Obediant plant because if you turn the flower heads, they stay that way. Pretty lame reason for naming a plant in my book. Loved the poem, very funny, but sad & true.
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Delightful post and poem, Dee! Still chuckling … I’m been tackling Obedient Plant’s tenacious tentacles for over 30 years!
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I wanna hear about that boyfriend! Don’t grow obedient plant. Skeered of it.
I was going to add this plant but not if it’s going to remind me of some aggravating old boyfriends. I don’t want those kind of roots! Great post.
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You really area a-MUSE-ing, Dee ! Thanks for adding a bit of sass to GBMD.
Oh my, that was so great Dee!! I loved your poem. My mother has this plant and I’ve often admired it. I wonder if it’s invasiveness is controlled here in a colder northern climate?
heehee! I think I dated the same guy! Not so obedient huh? (I, by the way, LOVE my obedient plants!) You are a-MUSE-ing!
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Thanks, Carla, I’m glad you liked it.~~Dee
nola, of the alamo north
Dee, You have such a way with words! I’ve never had an obedient plant, but always thought they were lovely; now I may have to rethink it.
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Nola, I wouldn’t let him through the garden gate again if I had the chance.~~Dee
Dee, You won’t believe this, but I have killed that plant. I planted it on purpose and it died. I need to add it to the list.
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Deb, I think you just saved yourself a lot of trouble.~~Dee
Lisa at Greenbow
Yep, I rip it out in the spring time too. He doesn’t take no for an answer. I love the poem and the photo goes with it so well.
Sarah (Green Zone)
THAT’S obedient plant? I guess I have it, too, but I can’t remember under what alias it came into my life. Thanks for stopping by Green Zone.
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Fraid so, Sarah. Is yours invasive?~~Dee
I have mine planted in a large washtub container in my garden. This way the bees & I can enjoy the pretty blooms without it taking over. Great poem for Muse Day Dee. Very creative.
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Good idea to keep him segregated from the other more gentile flowers. He looks suave and sophisticated, but he’s a garden bully.~~Dee
I do not think I have seen this plant before.
Familiar with most.
Maybe the image is so beautiful it does not look like you describe it.
Have a great evening.
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Oh, Ernestine, his beauty belies his black heart. He is terribly invasive, but I can’t seem to rid myself of him.~~Dee
lol! Too funny. Mine is just a little unruly, but I did find a stray in my creek bed (which shall be pulled before it goes to seed, believe me!) It’s just too pretty for me to hate, but I do pull some of them each year, without remorse. I have no wish to eradicate them, just to keep them at bay.
Thanks for the heads up on your post. I wouldn’t have wanted to miss it. 🙂
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Aisling, thanks for coming by in spite of no Sunday Stroll. Glad you liked it.~~Dee
That was really great, Dee! You sure have a way to string words together, girl!
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Thank you, darlin’.~~Dee
Carol, May Dreams Gardens
I’ve worked to get rid of Obedient plant in my garden, too. Right now, “he” is mostly out, except a “harmless” clump of a variegated one. At least, I hope it’s harmless!
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Carol, I’ve never grown the variegated one, but as you know, variegated plants are often sports, and they can revert back to the original. He’ll probably always be hanging around her anyway.~~Dee
Wow on the poem, that is some imagery! Nice photo. I have a love/hate relationship with this guy at times! Right now I like him!
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Gail, right now I like him too. That’s the problem.~~Dee